April 2010
Ice cream trucks.
I woke up this morning afternoon to the sound of an ice cream truck, which got me thinking…
First off, it was playing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”, which is not the proper sound, but then I realized how ice cream trucks are slowly becoming extinct. Well, maybe not extinct, but no one seems to care about them anymore.
Growing up in a small town made the little things have...
Harmonicas.
I recall back when I was a juvenile delinquent, and I thought harmonicas were those instruments that only jailbirds & those who couldn’t afford guitars would play.
Now I realize that harmonicas are the shit. Not only does Plankton, the baddest villain in the history of EVIL, play the harmonica in the episode Band Geeks…but Bob Dylan pretty much put harmonicas on the map. And Bob...
Grinding.
I went to sen10r prom over the weekend. (See how I write a ten in the middle of “senior”? Isn’t that PUNNY?!) Anyhow, it was in Berkalbany, and that only makes sense if you live in THE BAYYY.
While I was there, I witnessed a fair amount of this artful act known as grinding. For all extensive purposes, it’s when a man pushes a woman’s rear-end into their genitals...
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Friday Night.
Yo. This is my first post. It’s about Friday night, which is right now, as I’m typing.
First off, I’m sleeping like an old bat. Took a nap at 6 PM, and then when I woke up, I noticed I left my baby on the ground.
Not those things with scrunchy faces that cry & drool, but my baby. It goes by the term of familiarity as a Toshiba with Windows Vista. So I pretty much had to...
