June 2010
Just call me jailbait.
I’m not attracted to dudes my age. I mean, I have a limit. They have to be younger than my parents, but still. High school relationships seem so trivial, “lyke ohmahgaaah do u wanna go 2 prom w/ mii?” And don’t even get me started on college relationships. “BOOLAH, I WANA BANGG HERR. DERDERDER.”
Is it that bad to want someone to open the car door for me?
And...
May 2010
Superheroes.
I’ve never been too into superheroes. The movies are action-packed, but usually lack other substance, and comics are a no-no. But I watched Iron Man last night, and came to a brilliant conclusion.
Superheroes are great in bed.
I mean, if you’re going to save the world, you’ve got to have it well in the sack. It’s just the basic laws of physics. Why else would they wear...
Sorry.
I was going to write a super awesome post about my weekend, but I have a headache, and House is going to be on in 15 mins. So here’s a summary.
So, I’m a little iffy about religion. I believe in God, and I am a Christian, but sometimes these Holier-than-thou people piss me off. So I talked to my Jesus-lovin’ grandma. It helped me a tad with my faith, because I know her faith...
“The truth is that I’m a bad person. But, that’s gonna change -...”
– Trainspotting
My New Obsession(s).
Every few months, I become obsessed with a type of man, as well as a type of music. They’re usually related. (e.g. the 1950’s rock n’ roll/pop obsession coincided with my love for Rivers Cuomo & his glasses.)
Then there was the Australian phase. Not much music comes out of the land down under, except maybe the song of the same name. Well, I’m sure someone can show me...
