I’m not attracted to dudes my age. I mean, I have a limit. They have to be younger than my parents, but still. High school relationships seem so trivial, “lyke ohmahgaaah do u wanna go 2 prom w/ mii?” And don’t even get me started on college relationships. “BOOLAH, I WANA BANGG HERR. DERDERDER.”
Is it that bad to want someone to open the car door for me?
And not dance like this?
(Perhaps I shouldn’t have watched An Education last night.)
Old dudes Gentlemen have this down. But where are they all?
Is chivalry in my generation dead?