February 2011
For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's "chicks over dicks". For me, it’s “whoever the fuck has my back, over them fake ass bitches, anyday”.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be my valentine.
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
When you realize the only crushes you have are fictional characters and/or celebrities.
“I wonder if there’s some guy out there named Tim Anonymous who’s never gotten credit for anything he’s ever done.”
—Stephen Colbert (via aclockworkorange)
January 2011
Ahhh, it’s time for me to walk aimlessly around campus trying to find buildings I’ve never been to before. All while listening to music on my broken headphones/being on the phone, so I don’t look like a lost puppy.
Then History at four, where I’ll sit awkwardly by a bunch of people I probably won’t like.
/pointless post.
“The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment, it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone.”
—Orison Swett Marden (via kari-shma)
