I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumblr worthy.
So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happily at a brick wall.
out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going.
the term ‘weirdo’ passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wall again.
Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it’s the same weirdo who walked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass.
I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the alley, and now, as he knocked.
Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked “can I help you?” with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion.
he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone “you…eh…you…sex?”
We had a moment of silence.
Eyebrow still raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said “I’m wearing mittens”.
He immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away.
I lowered my hands after a minute and I….
I can’t tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable hooker, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a hooker was the fact that I was wearing mittens.
this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i’ve ever heard of
FINALLY THE WHITEST DUDE IN HIP HOP TEAMS UP WITH THE WHITEST DUDE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT TO GIVE US THE BEST POLITICAL VIDEO OF 2012!!
NO BUT REALLY GUYS WATCH THIS, IT WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKING DAY.
I cannot emphasis enough how great this is
my mind is fucking blown. the person who made this wins a medal for outstanding service to the internet.
i vote the creator of this video for POTUS.
seriously this song should be released as a single
“y’all act like you’ve never seen a mormon before”
I love the Obama cameo as well. This is poiffect.
That was the best moment of my entire day.
Smittens - Mittens designed so you can hold hands with that special someone
too bad I would have no one to share those with
Awesome, I’ve always wanted to be warm while holding my own hand.