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cosmo sex tip #291

conversationparade:

after sex, pat your partner on the back sympathetically while sighing “that’ll do, pig, that’ll do”

I’m not even kidding my boyfriend and I have done this omg.

Unf.

roboboners:

manafromheaven:

mikadobubbles:

did I mention how cool it looks when slugs have sex look:

dude two slugs had sex on our front door once, it was magical

DUDE

I TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE TIME. THEY DON’T LISTEEENNN.

sofapizza: (via swisserswatter) The gif though.

sofapizza:

(via swisserswatter)

The gif though.

This show makes me SO EFFING HORNY. Okay that is all.

errydayimhummelin: FUCK TASTEFUL I WANT TO SEE THEM HAVING SEX DAMMIT. Things I don’t care about: The plot of Glee. Things I do care about: Sex between the cutest gay couple that has ever fictionally existed.

errydayimhummelin:

FUCK TASTEFUL I WANT TO SEE THEM HAVING SEX DAMMIT.

Things I don’t care about:

The plot of Glee.

Things I do care about:

Sex between the cutest gay couple that has ever fictionally existed.

pagingmisterherman: Iwan Rheon lol I need to start watching this show. NEED.

pagingmisterherman:

Iwan Rheon lol

I need to start watching this show. NEED.

FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB. I finally saw that film. Ohmygodamazing.

FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB.

I finally saw that film. Ohmygodamazing.