cosmo sex tip #291
after sex, pat your partner on the back sympathetically while sighing “that’ll do, pig, that’ll do”
I’m not even kidding my boyfriend and I have done this omg.
did I mention how cool it looks when slugs have sex look:
dude two slugs had sex on our front door once, it was magical
I TELL PEOPLE THIS ALL THE TIME. THEY DON’T LISTEEENNN.
This show makes me SO EFFING HORNY. Okay that is all.
FUCK TASTEFUL I WANT TO SEE THEM HAVING SEX DAMMIT.
Things I don’t care about:
The plot of Glee.
Things I do care about:
Sex between the cutest gay couple that has ever fictionally existed.
Iwan Rheon lol
I need to start watching this show. NEED.
FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB.
I finally saw that film. Ohmygodamazing.